Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
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Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
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Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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