People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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