NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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