Can i not drive my cunt home
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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