Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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