can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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