I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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