do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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