So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
Randomize
