I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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