my mouth tastes like poor choices
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
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12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
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We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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