yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
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i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
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nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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