You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
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I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
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you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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