So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
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I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
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don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
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its like you know when i get waxed
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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