what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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