Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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