all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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