we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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