her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
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We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
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Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I can't trust your balls anymore.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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