It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
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Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
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There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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