I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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