she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Just puked most of my soul out..
Randomize
