3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
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I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
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Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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