farters have to be the big spoon...
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
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You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
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I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Drunk is not a location!
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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