Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
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