How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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