But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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