Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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