Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
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