Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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