My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
did you just send me my own nude
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Randomize
