she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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