Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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