get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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