can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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