Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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