Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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