Yo dont text me then not text me
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
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do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
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I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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