No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
MIDGETS
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Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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