Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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