OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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