I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I think my fart just growled at me.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
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He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
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I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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