Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Randomize