im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
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it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
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Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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