My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
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I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
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Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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