my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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