she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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