Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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