I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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