i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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