Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
My vagina just clenched in fear
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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