Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
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Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
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Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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