it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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